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Emote Demotivational Poster


DRONES -


TAGS: war terror 12 remote planes
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Ism

Ism - May 1, 2013, 4:20 am
Check out this Poster http://www.demotivationalposters.net/drones-drones-nsa-papa-johns-demotivational-posters-164550.html
acegik - May 1, 2013, 3:16 am
The war on terror will soon begin at home - we will all soon see these things in cities all across America (FAA says there will be 10,000 law enforcement drones flying over America by 2020, despite fears over privacy violation). I feel safer already-NOT!!


NECESSITY -


TAGS: tv emote family humor
Rating: 4.46/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - February 1, 2012, 11:22 pm

I think everyone has. It's like being stranded on the moon, isn't it?
KylieM - February 1, 2012, 6:06 pm
we lost the remote once
lgvernon - February 1, 2012, 5:28 pm

;)
Airman - February 1, 2012, 5:01 pm
remote? we didn't even have a color tv till I was 17
lgvernon - February 1, 2012, 4:13 pm

LOL~~time flies. Then you croak.
maoworks2 - February 1, 2012, 4:10 pm
Same Thing At Our House,Times Have Changed Just In 50 Years.
lgvernon - February 1, 2012, 4:04 pm

The first remote control I can remember had a cord from it to the set and had dials on it. All it would do was change the channel. Us kids still had to go adjust the sound~~and my brother still had to go up on the roof.
lgvernon - February 1, 2012, 4:02 pm

LOL~~I remember my big brother on the roof, turning the TV antenna while my dad screamed directions out the living room window. That was considerably later than 1952. I don't think we had a remote-controlled TV until the 1960's.
maoworks2 - February 1, 2012, 1:32 pm
Just Like 1952


911 WHAT'S YOUR EMERGENCY? - Caller: My husband can't find the remote control to the TV and he just... Operator: Calm down, what brand was it?




HARD WORK - They say it never hurt anybody, but I say, why take the chance?


TAGS: man with remote humor
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

spypengen - April 21, 2012, 1:24 pm
agreed


ARMED CONFLICT -


TAGS: remote control battle
Rating: 4.71/5

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mariand - August 16, 2011, 6:14 am
hahaha... funny


ONE WISH - I'll take this, and a lifetime supply of AAA batteries.


TAGS: remote one wish
Rating: 3.33/5

More motifakes by angus90

djinnyf - April 21, 2011, 10:09 pm
For when she gets boring... They complain, they complain... but if you don't make a mess here and there... they won't love you!!! xx
familyghost - April 13, 2010, 4:21 pm
symmetry?
cheesypoofs - April 13, 2010, 3:30 pm
wait.. why is there a nagging up switch?


AD PLACEMENT - Sometimes you just can't plan it.




The Drive By -


TAGS: break in theft stolen remote control drive by crazy
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - May 14, 2014, 11:48 pm
Thank you Mr. Gary. Now don't get any ideas!
MissPriss - May 14, 2014, 11:47 pm
Thanks Jesus. Sometimes it really shocks me that you have a sense of humour...but then it passes. Tee hee!
GaryO - May 14, 2014, 10:51 pm
Bam! 5
JesusWept - May 14, 2014, 6:36 pm
HAHA! Very nice! L L L L L


Fooled You This Time -


TAGS: remote control common objects female
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - January 10, 2014, 12:44 am
EH? Mr.Gary
MissPriss - January 10, 2014, 12:43 am
hard to get below the belt when you guys are stretched out on the sofa with your hand down the front of your pants.
MissPriss - January 10, 2014, 12:38 am
Which "female" are you talking about Greeny?
GaryO - January 9, 2014, 8:45 pm
Heh, Greeny
Greeny - January 9, 2014, 8:25 pm
You forgot how low it sinks in the couch
rerun - January 9, 2014, 7:41 pm

d***, hitting below the belt there (hopefully not literally)


Remote -


TAGS: remote control tv channels
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Vanner

CloudchaserS - September 19, 2013, 11:33 am
The original "clicker" by Zenith had 4 b***ons. The most basic late 90's version by Zenith had 26 b***ons. And then there's today's remotes. Why can't they keep it simple?
JesusWept - September 19, 2013, 1:59 am
My neighbor's ex accidently(?) took the remote with her when she moved out. He had to drive almost 2 hours to get it. I wouldn't be surprised if she did it on purpose. Hell has no fury.....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 18, 2013, 10:50 pm
I don't have any remotes, but I've answered late night calls on my wireless mouse a few times.
chickenlittle - September 18, 2013, 10:39 pm
Funny and true! Ours is way smaller than that.. am I the only one who's ever left their house with the remote in their hand thinking it was their cell phone?
MashiMashi - September 18, 2013, 12:31 pm
slid inbetween the sofa cushions where the b***ons are pushed draining the battery
MissPriss - September 18, 2013, 10:23 am
5L's of gratitude...where'd ya find it? Now hand it over!


THE GRAMMA-PHONE -




WINK WINK...SAY NO MORE! -


TAGS: emotes creepy
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 23, 2013, 12:11 pm
Whoa..... that IS creepy! =-o
MissPriss - August 23, 2013, 1:23 am
Hahaha! While you're blinking?
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 22, 2013, 11:49 pm
This is true, I've given it much thought. Especially when ordering at a McDonald's ;-)
MissPriss - March 15, 2013, 9:22 am
Thank you
MissPriss - March 15, 2013, 9:21 am
Thanks ;)
GaryO - March 15, 2013, 8:42 am
Heh, this is truer than funny, and it’s dang funny, Good’un here Missy. 5L
Krickit - March 14, 2013, 12:26 am
I went threw a pha5e in my life where I winked at people a lot just for kick5. Tru5t me they do not like it.


OCD - Now with handy remote!


TAGS: now with handy remote
Rating: 3.89/5

More motifakes by Chef

bassistciaran - May 18, 2010, 7:26 pm
it was XD, at least someone got it, i may have phrased it badly, apologies for any misunderstanding
Faceplant31 - May 18, 2010, 6:52 pm
Seeing as it was the users first comment and he has only three fakes it is hard to tell if it was intended that way or not.
Chef - May 18, 2010, 6:41 pm
I was just wondering if the comment was a VERY clever joke about OCD day... or something else
Faceplant31 - May 18, 2010, 6:38 pm
Don't fret chef, some peeps just aren't educated enough to life here on motifake.
Chef - May 18, 2010, 6:36 pm
Yes I know it is... but the joke doesn't work if you substitute "Effects pedal" in the poster...
thatonechick - May 18, 2010, 6:30 pm
Yeah but today is OCD day. Please visit the forum every now and then to check out the a**ignment calendar.
bassistciaran - May 18, 2010, 6:28 pm
thats not a remote dumbass, its a guitar effects pedal


THE MOTIFAKE MOD REMOTE - hehehe...rebel my little minions!!!




STOP - Hammer time . (and this thing WILL stop ya)




TRYING TO LOOK BEAUTIFUL? -


TAGS: at least move that remote away it scares people
Rating: 1.25/5

More motifakes by saver15

robbidos - July 26, 2013, 10:53 pm
Aggy, they might have been classifying women as people again
forseti - April 4, 2010, 2:59 pm
...so where was this "not funny enough" - approver when needed?!?
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 12:57 pm
What? A remote scares a male? Where are you from? 1835?


demoted -


TAGS: demoted investigated fired oops
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by rerun

NickDahlmier - February 14, 2016, 12:38 am
Reminds me of the sight late-night at a Walmart last Halloween... Young beauty in leather mini-dress & "hunky" young dude in cop uniform together, as either cop & ho' or stripper & bachelorette were my best guesses.
rerun - January 11, 2016, 7:42 pm

I'm not a police officer....and I have never been arrested.
MissPriss - January 10, 2016, 6:06 pm
The truth will come out Rerun so best hear it from you 1st. Were you the wearer or wearee? Wait, that's pretty much the same thing, right? 5L'd it either way.
mizzdizz - January 10, 2016, 3:21 pm
REALLY?!!!!!!!!!!! CHOICE!!!!!!!! laughing even harder than I did yesterday!!!! Thanks, Rerun! I needed a good laugh! I had someone use the novelty cuffs to restrain an armed burglar! LOL!
rerun - January 9, 2016, 7:31 pm

All I am going to say is that there is some truth to this poster.
mizzdizz - January 9, 2016, 12:27 pm
O-M-F-G!!!! I'm sure that has happened at some point! I'd never let the officer live it down, EVER! Laughing so hard it huuurrrrrrts!!!!! 5 ROTFL lions!!!!!


only if -


TAGS: find remote crockpot
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by Swampfox

NickDahlmier - February 11, 2016, 11:54 am
If they're over 60, typically when they leave their homes.
Silverheart - January 30, 2016, 6:46 am

Looks like there's an app. When are people ever more than 3" from their phone?


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